how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you
And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream
kinda fucked up that youre accusing a little kid, probably 4 or 5, of having intentions of making “sexual advancements”, dont you think?? do they even know what sex is???
also if you look closely youll notice he actually told her to slap him, as he pats his cheek right before she does it
This little boy who you are accusing of being a sexual predator has quick enough wit to take advantage of a sport stadium’s kiss cam and make a two staged joke than you have sense to watch a single gif and make sense of it. Congratulations, a 5 year old is smarter than you.
hate to be self-righteous internet White Guy here but it seems like this is pretty valid and the boy isn’t hurt but looks like he might have learned that girls dont like it when you kiss them without their permission
watching that dude’s reaction to the drama playing out behind him is hypnotic
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.